{"product_id":"tote-bag-im-not-spiraling-im-rebranding-the-collapse-funny-mental-health-quote-canvas-tote","title":"Tote Bag — \"I'm Not Spiraling. I'm Rebranding the Collapse.\" Funny Mental Health Quote Canvas Tote","description":"A sturdy cotton canvas tote that carries more than just groceries — it carries a wink. The natural heavy-weight canvas and reinforced self-fabric handles give this bag a lived-in, reliable feel that will age beautifully with use. The front features a lightly framed, hand-lettered message: \"I'm not spiraling. I'm rebranding the collapse.\" It reads like a private joke shared between friends, a small act of defiance you can sling over your shoulder on busy days. The flat-corner construction keeps the silhouette neat and slim while offering a surprisingly roomy interior for books, market finds, or your everyday essentials. Choose natural or black to match your look; either way the sewn-in label and durable 12 oz canvas promise a tote that stands up to daily life and keeps its humor intact.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\n- Flat corners for a slim, structured silhouette\n- Reinforced self-fabric carrying handles for reliable support\n- Available in natural and black with a sewn-in label\n- Blank product sourced from India; adult use\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48137300836570,"sku":"33489379995461465402","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48137300869338,"sku":"71873007621969640942","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/1141\/2954\/files\/11848475521959776226_2048.jpg?v=1783005540","url":"https:\/\/tangentsies.com\/products\/tote-bag-im-not-spiraling-im-rebranding-the-collapse-funny-mental-health-quote-canvas-tote","provider":"Tangentsies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}