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Lightweight, clean, and quietly witty — this jersey tee carries a little sarcastic pep for those days when chaos feels inevitable. The soft Airlume combed ring‑spun cotton sits close to the body in a retail fit with a classic crew neckline. A framed, minimalist typographic design reads “I’m not spiraling. I’m rebranding the collapse.” in mixed script and sans, so it reads like a wry whisper rather than a shout. Finished with side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and a tear‑away label for comfort, it layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans. Ethically made blanks and REACH certification mean you’re choosing thoughtful production along with a sharp sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring‑spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer or wear alone
- Side seams, ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear‑away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically sourced blanks
- Printing methods: crisp Direct‑to‑Film (DTF) or vibrant Direct‑to‑Garment (DTG) finishes on body and sleeves
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
I'm Not Spiraling T‑Shirt — "I'm Rebranding the Collapse" Funny Mental Health Tee
$18.81
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